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2016/02/09 06:27:32
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (Mucas and Spores 05/02)
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot
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hang in there Ratius!
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2016/02/09 06:39:43
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (Mucas and Spores 05/02)
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Pious Palatine
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Yeah that terrain is pretty sweet, is that some kind of expanding foam?
EDC
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2016/02/09 16:48:55
Subject: Re:Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (Mucas and Spores 05/02)
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Norn Queen
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Ok so Hissy.
Ratiusss. Be very careful with your next wordsss. Hive is at Primary Hunt and Kill statusss.....
So I was in Bears house last Friday and we had a few brews. Remember when you got drunk on fungus. Sort of like that.
And???
Well, whilst me and Bear finished off a game of 40k, our friend Woodsy decided to help Stompy get home.
Get home how exactly Ratiusss?
Well, I didnt want to bring Stompy home in a taxi all exposed + the fungus was kicking in.
So unbeknownest to me he did this.....
*deep breathing and thumps off Hive wall*
Hnnnnnfffpppp
So when I got him home I tried to pry the "wrapping" open.....
*deep breathing and thumps off Hive wall*
Urrrrghhhhhhh
And I discovered some wounds to Stompy.....
*deep breathing and thumps off Hive wall*
Euuuuuugh
So. He has lost two legs and one of his mouth scythes.
*Collapsing thump*
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Hissy?
Hissy are you there?
Ratius!
Swarmy, whats going on?! Wheres Hissy?
Hissy has collapsed Ratius!!! She is convulsing on the Hive floor. What should Swarmy do?!
Holy Emperor! Quick Swarmy get her to the Norn bio chambers!
Ratius, shes gone all quiet, she isnt waking up!!!
She must have had a heart attack from the shock Swarmy and collapsed!
 Oh Emperor protect us!!!...............................
(TBC)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/09 16:50:14
Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
"Feelin' goods, good enough". |
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2016/02/09 19:01:18
Subject: Re:Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (***Stompy is down in round 1*** 09/02)
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Mysterious Techpriest
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ITS OK! WE CAN GLUE HIM BACK TOGETHER RIGHT!? RIIIGHT!?!?!?!
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2016/02/09 19:04:20
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (***Stompy is down in round 1*** 09/02)
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The Marine Standing Behind Marneus Calgar
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Gentlemen, we have the technology; we can rebuild him. Better, faster, stronger then he was before...
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2016/02/09 23:04:48
Subject: Re:Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (***Stompy is down in round 1*** 09/02)
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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 LeCacty wrote:ITS OK! WE CAN GLUE HIM BACK TOGETHER RIGHT!? RIIIGHT!?!?!?!
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. [Title screen rolls: THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR 'NID] Edit: Shoot, ninja'd. And my ninja'd, I mean I didn't even read all the replies.  But at least it's not directed by Stallone this time, right?
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2016/02/10 08:23:12
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (***Stompy is down in round 1*** 09/02)
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Tough Tyrant Guard
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I hate being right... apparently stompy models lose legs semi regularly.
Good luck with the recuperation Stompy!! I'd really like to see you out eating lots on the table 
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2016/02/10 16:51:02
Subject: Re:Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (***Stompy is down in round 1*** 09/02)
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Norn Queen
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Swarmy any update on Hissys status?
No change Swarmy afraid Ratius, she still uncounscious.
Oh no, this is aweful.
She was mumbling for a bit, over and over.
Oh yes?! what did she say?
"Woodsy, Hunt and Kill Woodsy". Swarmy unsure of what it means.
(I have a pretty good idea, you're in deep gak if you're reading this Woodsy  )
Hissys sisters are here now too in the Norn Chambers.
Oh righto, Im not sure thats a good thing or a bad thing. Have they prodded Hissy to death yet?
Sisters know exactly how to wake Hissy.
Oooooook, whats that?
Cold, cold water. Dump it right in Hissy face now Dissy!
No Dissy! Do not do that! Sissy stop that!
Ahahahahaha. Hissy soaked to death now.
You. Girls. Are. Evil.
Get out of Hissys chambers now.
Swarmy please keep them out of there in the future.
Sure Ratius.
Ok, so I'll go get working on Stompys recovery if you can keep work working on Hissys?
Check in with Swarmy tomorrow Ratius for an update.
Will do.....
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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
"Feelin' goods, good enough". |
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2016/02/10 17:01:35
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (***Stompy is down in round 1*** 09/02)
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot
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Swarmy, stay strong young underling!
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2016/02/10 21:22:06
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (***Stompy is down in round 1*** 09/02)
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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Let us have a moment of silence for our unconscious friend Hissy.....
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/11 06:09:27
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (***Stompy is down in round 1*** 09/02)
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Tough Tyrant Guard
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Must be serious if the close proximity of the sisters to Swarmy didn't even make her wake up!
Wonder what the rest of the hive is up to while all the bigger creatures are distracted
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2016/02/11 06:15:42
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (***Stompy is down in round 1*** 09/02)
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Pious Palatine
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Nooo! Poor Stompy! Poor Hissy!
Medic!
EDC
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2016/02/11 17:02:26
Subject: Re:Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (***Stompy is down in round 1*** 09/02)
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Norn Queen
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Must be serious if the close proximity of the sisters to Swarmy didn't even make her wake up!
Haha Mad exactly!
Let us have a moment of silence for our unconscious friend Hissy.....
Thanks WK xxx
Any update Swarmy? How is Hissy today?
Still same Ratius. Still unconsious.
Stable though?
Unsure Ratius. Perhaps in body but in mind?
Oh dear.
Her mumblings continued "Woodsssy will be devoured. No. Better. Feet rub ssservent for all eternitiesss"
Well shes dogged, I'll give her that.
Have the Sisters returned?
They try. But Swarmy put Triggy and Mawsy outside chambers and Crony on air patrol.
Excellent work Swarmy, you're a true friend to Hissy and a great Nurse.
Speaking of Nurses, maybe this will cheer Hissy up. I got to work on Stompy and hes currently rejuvinating in the Hive.
Is he in pain Ratius?
No, hes very peaceful Swarmy. He just needs some time to rebuild his strenght and rest. He'll be a bit stiff but we'll get him a good run out against some tasty Orks soon.
Oh and Ratius, Hive prepare something for Hissy.
Not the airlock I hope? I have enought problems this week without beating that lot into shape.
Awwwww, thats the cutest ever Swarmy!
Come on Hissy, we want you back so much now!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/11 17:02:56
Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
"Feelin' goods, good enough". |
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2016/02/11 17:07:01
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (***Stompy is down in round 1*** 09/02)
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The Marine Standing Behind Marneus Calgar
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So the instinctive behavior of the hive when all the synapse is busy is to write get well cards?
Odd...
<scribbles notes in the anti-xenos tactica tome>
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2016/02/12 16:44:09
Subject: Re:Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (***Stompy is down in round 1*** 09/02)
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Norn Queen
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So the instinctive behavior of the hive when all the synapse is busy is to write get well cards?
Haha Nev! Only in Hissys crazy Hive.
Hey Hissy, if you can hear me, I got stompy back on his feet.
He needs crutches for a bit but hes doing well. I hope you're doing ok.
I'll get some more detailed pics of him up tomorrow for you too.
I also wrote you a poem Hissy
Remember when we was in that shop,
I seen you, thought shes worth a pop,
Been 20 years,
We still goin strong,
I’ll always be there to catch you.
We got the Hive,
With so much fun,
It keeps on growing,
We just run and run,
And when you wake up and want to rant,
I’ll still be there to catch you.
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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
"Feelin' goods, good enough". |
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2016/02/12 16:58:04
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (Hissys in Hospital 12/02)
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Crushing Black Templar Crusader Pilot
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Awww, Ratius. You're trying so hard to make sure Hissy doesn't destroy you when she's well again.
I'll put in a good word for you. Dunno what the word of a lunatic counts for though.
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2016/02/12 17:20:47
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (Hissys in Hospital 12/02)
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The Marine Standing Behind Marneus Calgar
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I was expecting a big cast on his leg that all the hive could sign.
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2016/02/12 17:24:36
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (Hissys in Hospital 12/02)
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Fixture of Dakka
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Get well soon Hissy. 
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2016/02/12 23:33:51
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (Hissys in Hospital 12/02)
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Mysterious Techpriest
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 Nevelon wrote:I was expecting a big cast on his leg that all the hive could sign.
That would be so friggin adorable!
Nice drums ratty 
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2016/02/13 10:05:57
Subject: Re:Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (Hissys in Hospital 12/02)
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Norn Queen
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I was expecting a big cast on his leg that all the hive could sign.
That would be so friggin adorable!
Haha, I so should have done that!
Maybe if I put Hissy in the kick drum LC and pound on it, she'll wake up
Awww, Ratius. You're trying so hard to make sure Hissy doesn't destroy you when she's well again.
I'll put in a good word for you.
Just send loads of biomass WP, I'll feed it to her instead of her eating me.....
Morning Swarmy.
Any update on Her Highness?
No real change Ratius.
Oh dear. Well hows the Hive doing?
Everyone is very upset except for Sisters, Broodlord and Lunchstealers. They leave graffiti on Hissys chambers door.
So rude of them, shocking. What did they say?
It reads things like "Dont wake up", "Hive is oursss now" and "You'll go out that airlock".
Holy Emperor, so mean! When Hissy wakes up theres going to be a reckoning of Galactic proportions.
Yes, Hissy will not be happy.....
Well in the meantime hopefully Hissy is happy with some more work I did. I did up the two little obj markers. These were very easy to piant and quite fun. We can also proxy them as more mines if we need.
Very nice Ratius.
And if this dosent wake her up nothing will, some shots of the big guy.....
Face and jaws
Upper carapace
Front leg
Biocannon
Stompy
Wow, Ratius, hes great.
Yes thanks to Mr Bear for all that work.
Did you see that Swarmy?
What?
Hissy, she twitched.
And there again!
Hissy?
Hissy, Hissy, can you hear us?!
Raaa
Tiiii
Usssss.....
Yes, Hissy, its me, we're here!
Raaa
Tiiii
Usssss.....
Woodsssssy.....
Hissy, what, what are you trying to say?!
Woodsssssy.....
Hunt.....
Him.....
Down.....
SWARMY MOVE THE HIVE TO ALERT 1 STATUS. BEGIN HUNT AND CAPTURE PROTOCOLS. WE'RE GOING TO WAR!
YESSSSIR!!!
Hissy, Hissy whats your prediction for this? Hissy?!
Hissy.....
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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
"Feelin' goods, good enough". |
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2016/02/13 17:15:46
Subject: Re:Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (The Hunt begins13/02)
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
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2016/02/13 22:54:41
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (The Hunt begins13/02)
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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I'm just going to take my business, and my planet, and move it out of your Hive's impending warpath. Stompy looks great, however!
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2016/02/14 03:45:58
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (The Hunt begins13/02)
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*casually whistles and steps aside to escape the oncoming gak storm*
Nothing to do here..
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/14 05:56:19
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (The Hunt begins13/02)
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Tough Tyrant Guard
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Good to see Stompy is back up and... well not quite running
Hissy woke up rather fast when Stompy came back, so I guess that's something.
What armies can Woodsy muster in his defence? Got a hive fleet after him now!
Ps: Stompy looks great, nicely painted, I like how the carapace has got the little bits of green in it, works really well.
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2016/02/17 17:15:20
Subject: Re:Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (The Hunt begins13/02)
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Norn Queen
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Rah
Ti
Usss
Hissy! You sexy hunk of Biomatter you. How goes the recovery?!
Hissy ssstill weak and recovering.
But you're getting back to full strenght arent you?
Yess, soon. Hissy hasss several things to sort out.
Like what Oh High Queen?
Firssstly Hissy hunt down Woodsy for all eternity. Secondly Hissy punisssh Sisters for horriblenesss when Hissy ot of action.
Terrific Hissy, that sounds like a fight?
Yesss. A fight to end all fightsss
So whos on your team so?
Hissys Team isss:
+++ New Roster (1625pts) +++
++ Tyranids: Codex (2014) (Unbound Army (Faction)) ++
+ No Battle Role ( HQ) +
Hive Tyrant [Adrenal Glands, Electroshock Grubs, Old Adversary, Powers of the Hive Mind, Psyker (Mastery Level 2), Regeneration, Twin-linked Devourer with Brainleech Worms, Twin-linked Devourer with Brainleech Worms, Wings]
The Swarmlord [2x Bone Sabres, Powers of the Hive Mind, Psyker (Mastery Level 3)]
+ No Battle Role (Lords of War) +
Hierophant Bio-titan [2x Bio-cannon, Lash Whip, Regeneration, Scything Talons, Spine-cloud Spray, Toxic Miasma]
Created with BattleScribe ( http://www.battlescribe.net)
Wow, what a team Hissy. Swarmy was so good looking after you when you were ill and Stompy will relish his first fight.
Hissy confident in teamssss ability.
I have heard the Sisters have put together a team themselves.....
++ Tyranids: Codex (2014) (Unbound Army (Faction)) ++
+ No Battle Role ( HQ) +
Hive Tyrant [Old Adversary, Powers of the Hive Mind, Psyker (Mastery Level 2), Shreddershard Beetles, Twin-linked Devourer with Brainleech Worms, Twin-linked Devourer with Brainleech Worms, Wings]
Hive Tyrant [Old Adversary, Powers of the Hive Mind, Psyker (Mastery Level 2), Shreddershard Beetles, Twin-linked Devourer with Brainleech Worms, Twin-linked Devourer with Brainleech Worms, Wings]
+ No Battle Role (Troops) +
Genestealer Brood
····Broodlord [Adrenal Glands, Psyker (Mastery Level 1), Rending Claws]
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Genestealer Brood
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Genestealer Brood
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Genestealer Brood
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+ No Battle Role (Fast Attack) +
Dimachaeron [Grasping Talons, Sickle Claws]
+ No Battle Role (Heavy Support) +
Tyrannofex [Regeneration, Rupture Cannon, Stinger Salvo]
Tyrannofex [Regeneration, Rupture Cannon, Stinger Salvo]
Created with BattleScribe ( http://www.battlescribe.net)
Bring.
Them.
On.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/02/17 17:17:12
Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
"Feelin' goods, good enough". |
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2016/02/17 17:35:50
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (The Hunt begins13/02)
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot
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Oh might, a family feud of TyranicProportions!!
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2016/02/17 18:49:04
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (The Hunt begins13/02)
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Executing Exarch
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Why is the mortal kombat theme playing in my head right now.
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2016/02/17 22:28:15
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (The Hunt begins13/02)
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Teach those lunchstealers how bad it is to be thieving meals from people/Hive Tyrants/misc. entities! Few things are more dishonorable than that!
P.S. Sounds like a cool batrep in the making.
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2016/02/18 00:01:02
Subject: Re:Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (The Hunt begins13/02)
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Hissy's Hive: Civil War
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2016/02/18 01:44:07
Subject: Hissy the Hive Tyrants Horrible Hive (The Hunt begins13/02)
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Get the popcorn boys, this is fixing to get interesting.
I got 5 bucks on Hissy, those lunchstealers got nothing. Anyone care to take me up on it?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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