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Well tasty Readersss, the big reveal isss today.

Can you guess what Hissy choossse for Hive from Hive Tyrant kit?

Hissy choossse!



Wait, so I have a Brother?

Yesss Swarmy, you have a tasssty new Brother. Hissy like him.....

Excellent, we likesss both old Swarmy and new. Hisssssss, mmmmm, Hissssss

Excellent, we likesss both old Swarmy and new. Hisssssss, mmmmm, Hissssss

SILENCE SISTERSSS! SILENCE NOW!

New and old Swarmy jussst for Hissy. All Hissy.

(Think I'll grab a Bioship with him and get off this crazy train)


A good day today Readersss. Yes?







And no sign of idiot Ratiusss. He quiet of late.....

That’s a lot of stabbing sword things going on there! Nice build.

Ooh, beautifully stabby boy you got there!

ALL HIVE CREATURESSS TO BATTLE STATIONSSS!

ALL HIVE CREATURESSS TO BATTLE STATIONSSS!

Hissy what is going on?

Ratiusss, the filthy Ratiusss has escaped Swarmy.
Hissy knew something wasss up. Hissy knew Ratiusss too quiet of late. Hissy knew.

Where could he be?

Send out Lictorsss and DeathLeaper now Swarmy. Hissy tell gribblies to secure bio-locksss. Hissy tell Triggy to patrol underground Hive. Hissy tell Gargoylesss to sweep Hive roofs.

Ok Hissy , I'll gather the Hive.

Hissy not let that filth essscape. He neglect Hive for so long and expect Hissy to not forget. Hissy never forget. Hissy smart. Hissy strong. Hissy is Hive Queen.





Ohhhh Hissy. I'm back.....




Whilst I give Hissy some well deserved payback heres the next batch of her miscreants to get painted hopefully this week.
After that I'll try and get up a batrep.

Ooh, floaty brains and stabby monsters. Nice ends of the nid spectrum.

Hmm, I think the new additions to the swarm have tricked Ratius. One pulling psychic trickery and the other puppeting his body makes more sense than him escaping the Glorious Queen Hissy!

HISSSSSSSSSS! HISSSSSSSS!

Ohhhhh boy.....

Ratiussss you filthy waste of biomassss. Hissy close to rendering you down into soup for ripper swarmsss.

So sorry Hissy. I had some things to deal with on my home planet hence my hiatus.

Hiatus? Hissy and Hive been wandering aimlesssssly through Galaxy awaiting new biomasss. Nothing much left for Hive after eating mossst of Galactic core.

Well at least you stayed well fed.

Sssssilence! Ratiusss last warning from Hissy and Hive. Hissy expect BIG progresss.

OK ok, message received! I did get someone close to your heart completed during our hiatus.

Our hiatussss?! Hissy sure you mean YOUR hiatussss.

Yes of course my mistake your highness. Well here he is all for you.....





..........

(I think shes collapsed)
So Hissy?

.....g-g-good Ratiusss. Good.

Phew, got away with that one so. Look a group shot.



So I'm just old biomass now I suppose?

Of course not Swarmy 1.0. I still love you as does Hissy. Just think we can cheat in a game and use you both

Interesssting Ratius, interesssting.

A few more of Swarmy 2.0. Hes still learning english but says hello through roars and hisses anyway.





We like too.

Back to cleaning the biopitsss you rotten sistersss. You get no meeting with Ssswarmy 2.0. EVER.

Hissy postpone your rendering for a while Ratiusss.

Thank you oh high queen.

Hissy demand what isss next.

(For the Emperors sake Im just back )

Spore mines Hissy, we need to finish them off.

Pffff from Swarmy to spore minesss? Not very exciting Ratiusss.

Every bit counts Hissy....

Get to work Ratiusss. Hissy only ssslightly happy you return.

A wins a win I suppose.....

You going to let Hissy know that the Big Bag for 10th is Tyranids. So many new hungry maws to add to the swarm. Some brand new, others re-done classics, evolved into a new age.

Any plans/roadmaps for where the hive is evolving?

Good to have you back.


Edit:
You’ve been gone since 2020? Heh. Hissy will be glad to know that I’ve been harboring a splinter fleet over in my blog since you’ve been absent. Up to a respectable size at this point. Had some fond thoughts of you swarm while I was building my own.

Has it truly been years since the last Hissy update? Time flies past too fast!!

I bet this means poor Hissy hasn't even found out that Tyranids ate a whole key-world- that they appeared in Leviathan nor all the awesome new swarm models that have evolved!

Why I bet she's not even been introduced to the new good looking Biovore or perhaps even the very dashing (you can tell cause he's wearing a long coat) Deathleaper!