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2008/02/01 21:39:11
Subject: Owned by the wife
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Fixture of Dakka
.................................... Searching for Iscandar
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So I'm looking for a car.
My wife starts sending me stuff I don't really have interest in.
So I tell her no ford or GM cars, only Toyota.
No motorcycles or rigs.
So she sends me this.
http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/car/555870968.html
Says I can pick up all my friends in it.
/owned
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2008/02/01 21:44:48
Subject: Owned by the wife
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
Well I kind of moved near Toronto, actually.
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that's not a toyota.
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2008/02/01 21:44:51
Subject: Owned by the wife
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Sounds like a plan!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2008/02/01 21:53:08
Subject: Re:Owned by the wife
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Evasive Eshin Assassin
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you could put a gaming table in there... thatd be cool... lol =P
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2008/02/01 22:01:38
Subject: Owned by the wife
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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The trick is to have the stealth wetbar. Maybe do like on one of those old shows and have the top split open into a deck complete with barbeque and hot tub.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2008/02/02 00:02:51
Subject: Owned by the wife
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[MOD]
Madrak Ironhide
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A dog house!
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2008/02/02 01:12:23
Subject: Owned by the wife
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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add a bar, sound system, gaming table and leave some of the seats and you have the PERFECT road trip machine for distant GT's and other tourneys!
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I have never failed to seize on 4+ in my life!
The best 40k page in the Universe
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2008/02/02 01:50:04
Subject: Owned by the wife
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Fireknife Shas'el
A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of
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Buy it and rice it.
but with spinners and neon lights.
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WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS
2009, Year of the Dog
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2008/02/02 16:25:15
Subject: Re:Owned by the wife
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Crazed Witch Elf
Albuquerque, NM
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If anything screams "Pimp My Ride" it's a School Bus. You could chop that bad boy in half, slap on a helmet and drive around doing 15mph. Allll right. 
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Imperial Guard 
40k - 6-12-0
City Fight - 0-0-0
Planetstrike - 0-0-1
Apocolypse - 4-2-1 |
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2008/02/02 16:57:02
Subject: Owned by the wife
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Dominating Dominatrix
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make it orky.
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2008/02/02 17:13:52
Subject: Owned by the wife
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Crazed Witch Elf
Albuquerque, NM
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Anung Un Rama wrote:make it orky.
Red makes it go fasta!
Wonder if it helps with the gas mileage...
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Imperial Guard
40k - 6-12-0
City Fight - 0-0-0
Planetstrike - 0-0-1
Apocolypse - 4-2-1 |
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2008/02/02 17:14:14
Subject: Owned by the wife
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[DCM]
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You could glam up in a silver frock, sit on a giant high heel shoe and drive through the desert, ala priscilla queen of the desert:
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/02/02 17:15:00
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2008/02/04 21:55:53
Subject: Owned by the wife
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Do what one guy here in the BR did, cut off 3/4's of the back and turn it into one huge pickup. I'll try to get pictures.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/02/04 21:56:11
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2008/02/04 22:34:02
Subject: Owned by the wife
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Brotherhood of Blood
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At least she didn't send a picture of the short bus.
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2008/03/05 20:49:52
Subject: Owned by the wife
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Squishy Oil Squig
Minneapolis
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make the thing orky.
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2008/03/05 20:55:24
Subject: Owned by the wife
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Omnipotent Lord of Change
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Platuan4th wrote:Do what one guy here in the BR did, cut off 3/4's of the back and turn it into one huge pickup. I'll try to get pictures.
You ever find pics of that? Cause it would be very cool to see, daydreamed similar things meself 
- Salvage
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2008/03/05 22:51:00
Subject: Owned by the wife
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I think he either sold it or actually uses it now, as I can never catch it in his drive way like I did. I may have to stalk it now.
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2008/03/05 23:03:04
Subject: Owned by the wife
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Madrak Ironhide
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I think the word ownd is somewhere in the wedding vows.
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2008/03/06 06:17:10
Subject: Re:Owned by the wife
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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 I know you were not interested in bikes, but at least in this you CAN transport all of your friends.............. Sarcasm, FTW. 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/03/06 06:17:37
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