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2011/09/23 09:25:14
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Saintspirit wrote:
In Soviet Russia, Dakka Dakka reads YOU!
You, comrade are a hero! Long live you... the computer of the state that has been lend to you.
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2011/09/23 19:44:37
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Troll free for 5 days 0 days and counting!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/09/23 19:44:54
DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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2011/09/23 19:46:50
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Dominating Dominatrix
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Dakka Dakka - our Trolls vomit acid.
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2011/09/28 07:18:47
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Dakkadakka - its like Raspoetin, invulnerable.
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2011/10/29 10:04:24
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Fixture of Dakka
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"accident-free for 3 days"
and for the new logo:
"Dakka- because cool sites don't look at explosions"
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/10/29 13:11:53
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Ingelheim am Rhein, Germany
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If you'z not an Ork, zog off!
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2011/11/02 06:45:46
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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DakkaDakka - We've got the skills of a Surgeon (but brains of plastic !)
DakkaDakka - More hardcore than chain-mail underwear !
DakkaDakka - for Highlights, Lowlights and fans of Flashlights !
DakkaDakka - because war really can be fun !
DakkaDakka - more variety than the Restaurant the the End of The Universe (bigger bar too !)
DakkaDakka - More action than a Squirrel fight at a Nut Farm.
DakkaDakka - Our nuts are hypo-allergenic, and sometimes even friendly !
DakkaDakka - WARNING - Our "dancing girls" wear spiked boots... and bite !
DakkaDakka - More pages than Earl Hickey's List !
DakkaDakka - Like hanging with Leonard, Raj and Howard, but Sheldon free !
That's it, I'm done for now. (for those few who don't get the last two, they refer to My Name is Earl, and The Big Bang Theory respectively - but I expect Most of you knew that)
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2011/11/02 09:30:37
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Ingelheim am Rhein, Germany
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Dakkadakka - we have more balls than a chinese pingpong-tournament organizer
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Dakkadakka - we have flying guts, spattering blood and a throne made of skulls; AND WE HAVE FLUFF!!
or just FLUFF FOR THE FLUFF-GOD
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2011/11/08 08:55:04
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Nasty Nob
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Our fluff can be read!
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2011/12/02 03:29:12
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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DakkaDakka - One Ork short of a WAAAGH!
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/12/02 22:02:27
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Fixture of Dakka
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Home of Matt Ward/Finecast/Model Price whingers of the world over!
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/01/11 19:43:25
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Dragio's Law will apply. (Draigo's Law is the law that says as a post on a gaming forum gets longer, the chance that someone complains about Mat Ward and/or Draigo increaces to 1).
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'I once saw a man kill another with only a sock. It was slow and painful to watch...'
Darnath Lysander: The Man, The Mystery, The Legend
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2012/01/11 19:45:04
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Badass "Sister Sin"
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Small, Far Away wrote:Dragio's Law will apply. (Draigo's Law is the law that says as a post on a gaming forum gets longer, the chance that someone complains about Mat Ward and/or Draigo increaces to 1).
I think you're looking for:
Draigo's Law: As a DakkaDakka discussion grows longer, the probability of someone complaining about Ward/Draigo/Bloodtide approaches 1.
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2012/01/11 21:04:12
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Fixture of Dakka
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Dakka - Nothing gets the job done faster.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/02/05 04:39:11
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
Cruising in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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Dakka- here, you can win the game!
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I guarantee you that I'm not really as smart as the test says:
Test Your IQ |
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2012/04/08 16:44:01
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Sneaky Kommando
Scotland, Ardrishaig, argyll and bute.
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here is one,
"Orks, the worst spellers of the universe"
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DT:90+S+++G+++M+++B++++++Pw40k09++++D+++A++/fWD1R+++T(T)DM+
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2012/04/22 04:05:51
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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here's a few.
Dakka dakka does not load slowly, nor does it load quickly, it loads precisely when it means to.
Dakka Dakka - for when watching paint dry just isn't enough.
Dakka Dakka - Still needs more dakka
They say latin is a dead language, 40,000 years from you'll all speak it.
Orks - proof that cockneys can live through everything.
Dakka dakka - home of the giant purple squid.
Nom
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2012/05/08 22:14:50
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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Games Workshop. Because cardgames weren't nerdy enough for them.
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2012/05/20 05:55:09
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Screamin' Stormboy
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Dakka Dakka, ork related cause we don't need another space marine chapter.
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Kaptain! I got the tellyportas workin.
Did yer test im out?
No sir, wez low on grotz
After you den mista Nailbrain
!Bizap!
I have no idea if dat meanz it worked... ahhh zog it, ere we go WAAAGH!!!
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2012/05/20 08:30:03
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Fixture of Dakka
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DakkaDakka - Where crazy people come to go crazier
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/05/24 05:56:19
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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The national Matt Ward hunt, coming soon to Dakka.
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2012/05/24 12:34:29
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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DakkaDakka: 97% Asbestos free since 2000!
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2012/05/24 15:38:25
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Mighty Brass Scorpion of Khorne
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Slowly but surely, is begin to grow.
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2012/07/06 12:02:30
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
Deepest, darkest Buckinghamshire, UK
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Ork Proverbs
“Da bigger day are, da ‘arder day fall” – Ork proverb regarding space marines
“Da ork wiv da biggest gun is always rite”
“Da early squig catches da snotling”
“Any landin’ yoo can walk away from is a good ‘un” – Anon. storm boy
And a human one…
“The ork horde has many heads but no brains” – Anon. commissar
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2012/07/28 19:07:25
Subject: Re:Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation
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Dakka Dakka: Where everyone rage-quits GW... every week...
Dakka Dakka: Where the rumor is king, and truth is like a duke or something.
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"SIC GORGIAMUS ALLOS SUBJECTATOS NUNC" |
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2012/07/29 14:12:41
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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'Nids... I hate 'nids.
Dakka dakka never rolls for mishaps.
Dakka fuelled the Horus heresy.
We blame Mat.
Guardsmen are people too! Or meatshields...
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/08/05 14:33:26
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Gorfang EadSplitta wrote:Dakka Dakka, ork related cause we don't need another space marine chapter.
Wrong.
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2012/08/06 20:53:01
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Dakka: It's what's for dinner...
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/08/09 20:38:28
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Lethal Lhamean
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Walk softly and carry loads of dakka.
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2012/08/12 09:51:52
Subject: Suggest Funny Page Headers Here
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Using Inks and Washes
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The only way is Dakka
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