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**FearPeteySodes**

Makes me want to start Space Pups

**Lorek**

Son of Zardoz!

**Anung Un Rama**

how coult start THAT inspire anyone to anything but vomiting?

**stonefox**

Whoah whoah whoah. Let's not do anything rash here. Wolf's OK...

...but Titan's better.

how coult start THAT inspire anyone to anything but vomiting?

Real, manly men aren't for everyone. Maybe you're into girly men. That's cool if that's your thing, but some of us like real men.

**Boss Salvage**

Sorry lads ...

Toa FTW

(Though note Toa isn't allowed to show off his legs / package on the Internets too? WTF?)

- Salvage

**Lorek**

What is this from? Did Disney start its own wrestling league?

**Boss Salvage**

American Gladiators 2: The Return

However I cannot help but think of Bill Hicks' words from years back everytime I sit down and plug into the return of AG:

"So there, we have figured it out, go back to bed America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed America, here's American Gladiators. Here's 56 channels of it. Watch these pituitary retards bang their f**kin skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go America, you are free... to do as we tell you. You are free, to do as we tell you."

- Salvage

**stonefox**

Haha, if I recall Toa has some chicken legs. That "man" needs to do some squats.

**Boss Salvage**

stonefox wrote:Haha, if I recall Toa has some chicken legs. That "man" needs to do some squats.

Ouch, Stonefox. Though I suppose he also falls far short of your man Titan's mancleavage too

- Salvage

**FearPeteySodes**

Crush = my future wife

i love her

**stonefox**

Boss_Salvage wrote:
stonefox wrote:Haha, if I recall Toa has some chicken legs. That "man" needs to do some squats.

Ouch, Stonefox. Though I suppose he also falls far short of your man Titan's mancleavage too

- Salvage

You say that as if it was a bad thing.

**Boss Salvage**

FearPeteySodes wrote:Crush = my future wife

Now those are some legs! No wonder she's unbeatable at the "hit the contestant in the face without falling off" event!

stonefox wrote:You say that as if it was a bad thing.

... just pure jealousy, no doubt

- Salvage

**MagickalMemories**

FearPeteySodes wrote:Crush = my future wife

i love her

Crush is HOTTT.
...but I'm ALL about the HELLGA!

I'd let her kick the cr@p outta me anyday.

Eric

**FearPeteySodes**

Ew dude i take it you havent heard hellga speak? She'll do somethin to your @ss but it aint kickin it. :S

**malfred**

More please.

**usernamesareannoying**

which one of those guys was the gay porn star? i heard it on the radio but forgot his name.

**Lorek**

How can you forget Malfred's name?

Ohhhh, the Gladiator....

**Platuan4th**

Iorek, you know no one can forget Malfred once you've experienced his, umm..... charms.

**Platuan4th**

Iorek, you know no one can forget Malfred once you've experienced his, umm..... charms.

**MagickalMemories**

FearPeteySodes wrote:Ew dude i take it you havent heard hellga speak? She'll do somethin to your @ss but it aint kickin it. :S

Well, I've only seen one episode... and I haven't heard her speak.

Who said she'd have to talk?

Eric

**stonefox**

Whoah. What's going on in here? Take your girly preferences elsewhere. Only real men belong in this thread.

**FearPeteySodes**

Seriously you gotta hear it.

http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/video/#mea=199052

Its so funny when you listen to "her" the first time, i guarantee your boner will run away.

EDIT: You can coax it back with this: (its work safe)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1o1Aa3Vjvg

**MagickalMemories**

FearPeteySodes wrote:Seriously you gotta hear it.

http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/video/#mea=199052

Its so funny when you listen to "her" the first time, i guarantee your boner will run away.

EDIT: You can coax it back with this: (its work safe)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1o1Aa3Vjvg

LOL.
I'll have to check them out later, from home.
You Tube isn't work safe at ALL (it's blocked) and vidoes don't play through the network, either.

I'll have a look, later.

Stonefox:
Sorry. We can't all be a "man's" man. Some of us LIKE being a woman's man.

Eric

**snorkle**

Hot damn, Titan has got bigger boobs than that girl. I am so glad I don't live in the USA right now.

**gaarew**

Funny how the American Gladiators have some of the same names as the UK ones, but look totally different...

Is Jet in it over there?

Mmmmmmmm.

**FearPeteySodes**

snorkle wrote:Hot damn, Titan has got bigger boobs than that girl. I am so glad I don't live in the USA right now.

Lol i hear ya, seems nowadays here we either have the morbidly obese or some scary androgynous freaks of nature ala Hellga.

I just want my Gina then ill be happy.

**stonefox**

snorkle wrote:Hot damn, Titan has got bigger boobs than that girl. I am so glad I don't live in the USA right now.

Respect the pecs. Do more benches and maybe you won't be so envious.

**Lorek**

Nah, too much commitment. I'll stick to my isometrics; strength without bulk!

I get enough bulk from my fat.

**FearPeteySodes**

Here you go you lazy baztids:

http://bodybuilding.com/fun/exercises.php?MainMuscle=Chest

Good articles there.

**Mannahnin**

Better article here:

http://www.avclub.com/content/hater/get_to_know_your_gladiators