Wow, I used to work at a hardware store so I know what its like dealing with the general public. We had two customers fighting for a parking spot one time. A black woman and a dude driving a truck with a confederate flag on it. The police were there in like two minutes I kid you not.
I confess I do park in the fire lane. Ever since I started working for roto rooter I just park the van in front and run in for my milk or what not. Everyone just thinks I'm there for some plumbing emregency
I think I'll just find a normal spot after hearing about this.
Hope this all gets resolved for you stormtrooper!