The Origin of Gorohrk and his Blue Ork Army

Ghorork was born hangin' unda' a cliff, facin' down at a bu'tiful pool of cleen wahtur. Lookin at 'is face in da wahtur, he was shocked ta find dat dat e' was bloo. When e' finally got down and met wid da boys of da "Dedly Kombat" Klan dey laft at 'im cause e' wadn't green. One night soon aftah, Gorork took a green "volunteer"out into dah woods and paformed surjery on both'a'dem ta fig'ur out why e' was diffurunt. all e' found was dat e' was tuffah den da grot oo' e' had taken, so e' decided dat bein' tuff an' strong made 'im bloo, or bein bloo made 'im strongah. da next mornin' Gorhork went to Warboss Ratfink an' sez'd

"I's is bloo cause I's is tougher dan other Orks."

Ratfink said "Oi, well than why isn't I Blooah?"

"Well," Goroark sezd "I guess we must all be bloo cause wes'e is da strongest a de Orks."

"DAMN RIGHT!!1!11!1!!!" Ratfink replies'd "we's is da strongest so we's is damn well bloo."

So Ghororck sez'd "Yeah, an I tink dat bein bloo makes us tuffa still."

"YEAH!!1!!111!1" Ratfink cries'd "We's is getting tuffa all da time!!!11!11!1!"

And from den on da Dedly Kombatz was both bloo and tuffa den da avarage Ork.